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Feb 08 2012 ∞

Mags in Merryland: things a guy can do on a first date to impress me

melissabea:

maggiemcg:

  • text before (“just got here. can i get you a drink?”) and after (“had such a great time. did you get home ok?”)
  • refuse my insistence on splitting the bill (you’d think it’s a given, but no.)
  • make me laugh for four hours
  • tell me i’m beautiful multiple times in multiple ways (“you look great.” “you must get drinks bought for you all the time.”)
  • own a boat
  • drive a pickup truck (i’m such a country girl at heart)
  • discuss/share favorite bands (KOL FTW)
  • ask me out again midway into the date
  • not try to kiss me

what she said. on that note, i think i may sign up for OKC after all. ummm what?!

  • Done
  • Done
  • Done
  • Done
  • Too poor
  • Don’t do pick up trucks
  • Done
  • Done
  • Done (does a forehead kiss count?)

(via plight-of-the-educated-woman)

68 notes

  1. epicleicaness reblogged this from plight-of-the-educated-woman and added:
    Done Done Done Done Too poor Don’t do pick up trucks Done Done Done (does a forehead kiss count?)
  2. eeleanor reblogged this from plight-of-the-educated-woman and added:
    What a terrible list.
  3. littlelaur said: i’m going to need you to fill me in on this guy asap. sush next week?!
  4. melissabea reblogged this from maggiemcg and added:
    OKC after all. ummm what?!
  5. dailykayla said: The post date text really is a shining star quality. I used to get a little bit baffled by the no attempt at a kiss on the first date but now I appreciate it.
  6. alittlechocolate said: Not try to kiss me. YES! I had a guy end a date with “so you want a kiss?” and I almost barfed everywhere
  7. simplyjess reblogged this from maggiemcg and added:
    Take note, gentlemen! (BTW, co-signed...and truck. True dat, Mags)
  8. melissabea said: wine night to discuss ASAP.
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