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Tips from the Top Floor
Seriously, just chill out. Just because the Boss Man and I are having a talk doesn’t mean you have to come in and try to figure out what it’s about. It’s really none of your business. No, really, I’m serious, IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. You have no right to ask what it’s about. If you need to know, YOU WILL KNOW. Also, stop blaming shit on people. It...
That’s what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is. Most...– Jim Morrison (via stellablu) One of my friends tells me that the thing he loves the most about me, is that I don’t pretend I’m someone else, be it in real life or behind a keyboard.
iamthedeadpool: tunnnelsnakesrule: teslatricity: agnoima: imagineeri: agnoima: imagineeri: idokaitobangu: tunnnelsnakesrule: did you know that it is possible for two fictional male characters to be close friends without wanting to fuck each other And did you know I don’t give a fuck? And are you aware of how little depiction people within the LGBT community receive in...
WE CAN PLANT A HOUSE! WE CAN BUILD A TREE!!
Designing to Nirvana… Not bad at all. How is everyone doing today?
Starbucks American Coffee Tastes Crap
Seriously. Their lattes taste bad. I thought I’d have one without flavouring, and it’s BAD. I miss French lattes in small cafes on side streets… =(
Deadly Stalemate in Syria →
leaveobashar: A year after the start of Syria’s uprising, the weary nation is at an impasse, with a broad insurgency still active despite months of brutal attacks by the Syrian army and other forces loyal to President Bashar al-Assad. Diplomacy has now stalled, international sanctions have had little effect, and no outside intervention appears imminent. According the the UN, more than 8,000...
onlyonphotography: It’s been a week since I got back from Paris. I shot 28 rolls of film. 3 of those were in black and white. 20 were in medium format. The rest were 35mm. I didn’t do much street photography. It surprised me. Some of it is based on the fact that I was scared shitless of being arrested. Taking pictures of people without their consent is illegal in France, and if complained...
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and C simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
Beach Boys walk into a bar:
Get a round?
I'll get a round.
US tells Turkey to back off Syria →
leaveobashar: According to inside sources, during her meeting with Turkish FM Ahmet Davutoğlu last month, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told Ankara not to move forward against the Syrian regime. In a previously unreported turn of events, it has now come to light that US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, in her meeting with Turkey’s Foreign Minister Ahmet Davutoğlu last month,...
Bored, Broke, But Still Want Culture? →
sadburro: Here are 450 quality films that you can watch online. The collection is divided into the following categories:Comedy & Drama; Film Noir, Horror & Hitchcock; Westerns & John Wayne; Silent Films; Documentaries, and Animation. Every one worth watching. Enjoy.
How to be classy in three easy steps:
farrrrhan: muacaiik: laughterkey: Open this tab. Open this tab. Open this tab. Just do it. PERFECT!
Muslim Teen Arrested and On Trial in UK for... →
mehreenkasana: Here’s the comment posted by Azhar Ahmed, a Yorkshire teenager, on Facebook: Richard Seymour adds his comments: Why are the police behaving like this? The blog of the Index on Censorship website suggests that suspicion of Muslims voicing opposition to the troops is rooted in fear and suspicion resulting from 7/7. To be honest, I think this is [wrong]. The police and the crown...
Parisian Adventures, The Last Day
It was my last night in Paris. I had a day on camera street where I bought a buttload of film and gaffer’s tape, and spent a few hours in the Louvre. I went in specifically to see Nike of Samothrace and Venus de Milo. I didn’t care about the rest of the exhibits. The museum is huge, and going through it would take the better part of a week, so I decided to see those two and kill some...