November 2011
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If/when people take your delusion of grandeur too seriously, they are either...
– me, myself & Wolf189 (via wolf189)
You had best unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
– Full Metal Jacket
I'm proud of you. You have fucking incredible...
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I want a pet wolf.
That is all.
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Israel’s Defense Ministry apologized Monday for the treatment of a pregnant...
– The latest relay from the Israeli Ministry of WTF, Really?? has arrived. (via journalofajournalist)
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A letter to a co-worker
Dear co-worker,
I recall on Thursday you had a Thanks Giving dinner with a guy you wanted to bed. Things didn’t work out, you got emotional, got self-conscious, got home sick, and called me. I felt sympathetic, because I understand that it feels lonely without family around in the holidays. I had guests over, and I excused my self from them to talk to you for a good ten minutes, till you...
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