January 2012
If you haven't sucked your cum out a bitch pussy...
CAUSE I'M A COWBOY
iamthedeadpool:
ON A STEEL HORSE I RIIIIDE~
I’M WANTED, [WANTED!] DEAD OR ALIIIIIVE!!!!
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person: you're a bitch
me: not offended at all
person: i had sex with your sister last night
me: not offended at all
person: she was good
me: not offended at all
person: i hope you kill yourself
me: not offended at all
person while texting: k
me: i hate you so much why are you doing this to me how am i supposed to respond to this you asshole why don't you just not reply to my text instead of sending me a k that's so much meaner what's wrong with you
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3gb3rt:
shwoosaysthings:
thatbitchdeltrice:
joshpoke:
koloktos:
joshpoke:
grizzlybearcub:
when high school kids complain about midterms
when people complain about people complaining
when people
when
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Friend 1: I've committed criminal offences
Me: same
Friend 1: I stole an ipod
Friend 2: I stole a car
Friend 3: I stole the deceleration of independence
Me: I used megaupload
theclearlydope:
How pissed would Leo Dicaprio be if someone played him in bio of his life and won an Oscar?
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A "Holy Fucking Shit" Quarter →
shaneguiter:
parislemon:
Remember back in October when after a rare “miss” by Apple (which was only a miss because analysts are stupid and lazy), the early signs pointed to the potential of a $40 billion quarter? Some thought that was insane given that Apple had never even had a $30 billion quarter before. Well, turns out that projection was a little insane — insanely low.
Try a $46.33...
bewuga:
i literally used to cry at night because my furby would randomly start talking and wake me up and i was too scared to kill it and when the batteries started dying his voice got creepier and it sounded like he was saying satanic chants so i made my parents throw him into a landfill and i fear everyday that he’ll come back
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Animal from The Muppets should do a video for Def...
In my head I have this memory of Animal on Sesame Street playing drums for that song. I can’t find the video anywhere.
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Rep. Barney Frank is a total BAMF
inothernews:
cognitivedissonance:
His latest interview with The New York Times is fantastic. An excerpt:
Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
Interviewer: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
Barney Frank: I thought you might explain...
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I used to watch anime on Megaupload sometimes
iamthedeadpool:
I never thought I would miss “You have watched 72 min of video today”
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All content of tumblr will be blocked if you don't...
c0urtneynicole:
LOL
CRAP!! I FORGOT THE MACARENA!!!
(Love the CNN logo on the bottom left next to the tags….)
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Anyone know where I can get a good wide camera...
onlyonphotography:
Been looking, and I’m having a hard time finding something worth getting. Ideally, I want a wide strap with elastic loops on the inside to hold extra film rolls.
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No one, and I mean NO ONE, on this planet can...
Come at me bro.
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